Clacky the Shaker Wagon
This is my newest bike, and frankly, its about the worst handling bike
in my fleet. I can't really think of one that requires more attention
and "presence" than this one actually. I though sidecars would be
rather cool, and wanted one.

To start with, side cars can be a lot of fun, as one can tell.
(click to go to the site I got this from)
I seem to have much to learn, as this guy can "fly the chair" higher
than I can. He must be a pro. Of course, it would appear that his car
is more substantial than a shopping cart. Which brings me to the
shopping cart that was at Karen's for the last 3 or 4 months. I'm not
sure who put it there, though I remember someone telling me they put it
there. Amanda and Zach were eyeing it, and I was content to let them
have it, though I suggested they not build another 3 wheeled bike as I
had a large one and Fort Collins didn't need another. Then I realized
it was a better car body than the trash can I was thinking about using.
If I had a lid, I probably would have used the can but the cart was
there.
Start time +0:00 I grab the grinder.
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Start time +0:45 later, I roll my new side car out.
Right away, I can see my first mistake. I meant to put it on the right
side, but instead I put it on the left. (The first photo was "mirrored"
to better compare lean angles with the motorycle.) DOH! I must have
been sniffing zinc fumes or something. In the States, the car is put on
the right for three reasons. First, you must pull out less when
passing to see whats infront of the car in front of you. Not
terribly important with a bicycle though, but the principle of the
matter still stands. Seond, roads are typically crowned to allow water
to run off either size into the gutter. The side car is able to support
the rig when on the right. When on the left, you are more likely to tip
it over. Finally, its probably better on the passenger to have
them away from cars. However, my last passenger screamed the whole time
anyway, so I'm not sure how much she appreciated the fact that I
chopped my cart apart for her and put the cart on the right side. But
I'm getting ahead of myself.
It was a bear to get it through Karen's side gate. Its the widest thing
in my fleet I think. So I had to lay it on its side, and drag it
through. Aside from the cart being on the left side, another problem
was that the third wheel was way ahead of the rear axel. This meant
that when turning right, I was more or less dragging the wheel to the
right, and when left, the third wheel was being pushed across the
ground. Of course, the wheel was also pointed slightly to the right to
start with, so it wanted to make the rig turn right. When turning left,
it was even easier to left the wheel up. The final problem was that the
handle bars would begin to widely oscilate if I let go. Within seconds,
it would get so bad that it was downright scary. It took a lot of force
to keep the handle bars in control, but still it shook like crazy. The
left brake lever was not hooked up, and clacked quite a bit, thus
earning the bike the name "Clacky the Shaker Wagon."
I rode it to the Co-op, and showed off the new rig. Karen' took the photos.



On the way home I found that the trike wanted to turn right. On one
occasion, I didn't dare turn left for fear of tipping it. I safely spun
out in a yard along the way. The next time I rode it, I again found
myself turning right, and the rig rolled up a curb before I could
straighten it out. I found myself heading right for a bush at probably
8 mph. I hit it with the basket, and thought I would run it right over.
At that moment, the trike was stopped and was tipped forward. I was
about to be pitched over the handle bars but managed to put a leg out
and save myself. I heard a loud crack and figured the trike was done
for. Instead it was the bush that cracked. I finished my ride to
school but kept it much slower. I figured I must fix it.
So I sawed the whole thing apart, and mounted the car on the right this
time. I also moved the 3rd wheel back so that it was in line with the
bike's rear axle. This time, I think the rig was even wider, so it was
really hard to get it through Karen's gate. I found the shudder in the
steering was still there, but not as bad. More manageable. I think the
bike was tilted to the right a bit. This time I found some people to
ride in the basket. I find that when empty, the rig handles better.
There is no shuddering, but it still wants to turn to the right
slightly.
Finally, Amanda and I think we'll turn it into a quadcycle with the
cart suspended int he middle and a bike on each side. This way, two
riders can ride the thing. More on that to come.





Well, work commenced on Clacky on Saturday. We chopped of the red
frame, installed pedals, front wheel etc, and then rewelded it onto the
cart. Here Amanda works on Clacky.





Amanda then had to go to work but I needed to finish the steering which
was not cooperating with us. I did and the bike looked something like
this:



I have to admit, I had to test ride it, and John was around, so I
grabbed him. Sorry Amanda! I know realize I shouldn't have tested it
without you. But since that's out of the way, I can tell everyone how
fun it was. There were no brakes on it at this time, so John, being on
the smaller frame, would put his foot down to slow us. It required team
work. Off we went. First I had the controls, and I made a couple of
gentle U turns. Then I had John take the controls on his side and he
made the same U turns. Once that was done, I decided to take it around
the block. With John still at the controls, we made a couple of right
turns over side 1 and 2 of the square course. After turn 2, I took over
again and began to make S turns. After turn 3, I had John lightly hold
his side of the bars. I was about to turn up the heat, and should the
bikes seperate, I wanted both wheels to be covered. I turned the bike
harder each turn, and we reached a point where the whole rear of the
bike would slide out. It was getting to be great fun. Then we broke a
weld (Amanda's side) and stopped the S turns but continued back to
base. We slowed way down for turn 4 as I wasn't sure what broke, but
you could sure feel the change of handling when it did. Turns out, it
was the rear connection bar on Amanda's bike. I also think we broke one
of the welds on the front connection bar for my bike. Thing was, I only
realized it later, and it was too late. I fixed the weld, and put a
brake on. Then I headed home. It was only then that I realized that
there was another weld broken. By the time I got home, the flexing had
gotten so bad that I tore the metal from the weld on my bike. The weld
held, but the metal just ripped loose on the bike tube. It will be
challenge to get it back today.
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Got the bike back, and once I duct taped the busted weld together, it
all worked out well. Amanda arrived, and we began. I repaired the weld,
and then amanda took over the welding. We added more bracing,
fixed anything else that looked like it need to be fixed, and set
off. The first 2 photos show Amanda welding on the cross braces on her
side. We took it for a ride and spun it out to test it out. We found
that we destroyed the wheel (Photo 3) but the funny part was that
Amanda never realized what we had done. We tossed another wheel on that
was probably going to fall apart and explode, took a quick picture of
Amanda on the rig (Photo 4) and then set off to pick up Angela. In the
next photo, Angela shows mock terror about the rig, but later, her
terror would be real. We first blew the messed up tire that we put on
and then pulled over to replace it. Luckily we had though to bring
along the old bent wheel, some tools and a pump. The problem was that
we didn't realize that the bent wheel and the blown wheel used two
different tire sizes. We replaced the tube, but not the tire ( 6 &
7) and then set off. It also blew so we cut it off and rode on the bare
rim.
By and by, we came to a red light. Angela was sure the wheel was about
to fall off, so Amanda got off her bike to tighten her wheel up a bit.
At this point, a cop rolls up next to us and begins to look over our
strange contraption. I begin laughing hysterically, Angela is sure we
are about to get into trouble for riding this bike, and Amanda finished
her work and gets back on the bike. The cop says just one word: "Nice."
The light changes and we set off again. All told, quite a day.





